This is a fun thing
The New York Times has created a site that will tell you the opposite of your profession
From the NY TImes:
The Labor Department keeps detailed and at times delightfully odd records on the skills and tasks required for each job. Some of them are physical: trunk strength, speed of limb movement, the ability to stay upright. Others are more knowledge-based: economics and accounting, physics, programming. Together, they capture the essence of what makes a job distinctive.
We’ve used these records to determine what each job’s polar opposite would be.
Example: The opposite of a radio announcer is SUPER RUDE