"No plans for March 16 or 17? No problem. This year we’re bringing the St. Patrick's Day Party to you -- or to wherever there’s wifi. Enjoy this conveyer belt parade of O’riginal Glazed Doughnuts from the comforts of your recliner, couch, or work swivel chair (we won’t tell your boss). Keep the party going by picking up a dozen of our green O’riginal Glazed Doughnuts at a Krispy Kreme near you. Happy St Patrick’s Day!"