Stagecoach this weekend isn't going to help....
via COS:
According to STD diagnosis appHerpAlert, there’s been a 2,083% increase in reported herpes cases in Indio, California and the surrounding area since Coachella’sfirst weekend. The site normally sees about 16 cases on a given day, but that number bump up to 250 during Coachella’s first day. All told, HerpAlert says it diagnosed 1,105 herpes cases in Southern California (including Indio, Palm Desert, Coachella Valley, Los Angeles, Orange, and San Diego counties, regions where many festival goers reside) during the festival (via TMZ).