Online retailer Boohoo is selling Christmas wreaths for your nipples. They pretty much look how you imagine they'd look, but if you're curious...
If you saw these and thought, I NEED to have 'em! I'm so sorry to inform you that they are already out of stock.
But, you know what? You're not completely out of luck, because apparently there's a whole festive pasty industry and you can buy similar items (including something that looks exactly like the ones above) on Amazon. Here's a fun selection of the variety: