Let's start with something sweet. These two kids realized they could send messages to their dad, while he is deployed overseas, via their video doorbell.
From: Ashburton, New Zealand
"My two-year-old ram called Rambo has no idea what he is because he is the Ram on a dairy farm and is surrounded by cows, he’s the boss anyway"
It's OK, folks, she's got top secret military clearances to be an a-hole.