The "Ranch Keg" from Hidden Valley is real - and it's only $50
From the site:
It isn’t a party unless the Hidden Valley® Ranch is flowin
Height is 9.7 inches and Diameter is 6.3 inches
Stackable and holds up to 5 liters of ranch
Special inside coating meets FDA specifications and keeps the ranch tasting fresh.
Includes a year supply of Hidden Valley Ranch!
Pre-Orders are happening now - with the keg shipping on December 11th
Oh yeah - and this is why "Ranch Dressing is What's Wrong with America"