Storm Troopers Are Helping People to Social Distance at Disney Springs

I would listen to these dudes

from COS:

In a video posted byAttractions Magazinethe stormtroopers are much closer to entertainment than security. They stand above visitors on a balcony, pointing prop guns skywards, while scripted dialogue is piped through loudspeakers. Even from the few snippets, their distinct personalities come through. The male trooper is a grating brown-noser, while the female soldier hates her job and wishes she could be anywhere else.

This tension between them provides an excuse for banter about social distancing. When the woman comments that keeping real-life Disney patrons moving is “like herding banthas,” her partner responds with some unwelcome bantha facts, including that males can grow to “3.9 meters long.”

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